weddin vows: got dam u thicc…..


dont know how long it took me to realize that forest green is my color and everything i wear should be forest green & beige & maroon


Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we


people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them


Redneck Boy: hey there
Redneck Girl: I have a cousin

hello everybody. this is going to be extremely explicit, so if you don’t like swearing or angry people from wisconsin, then turn your mother effing camera off now. i just got back from bath and body works