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secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything

turn on the radio at 7am beyonce singing about sucking nut 2014 is too real

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

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